Sorority House or Brothel

Wikipedia defines brothel as:

“…an establishment specifically dedicated to prostitution, providing the prostitutes a place to meet and to have sex with the clients.”

I recently heard that the University of Tennessee is allowing the sororities to build houses and live in them, like fraternities. I’ll hold while you take that all in. The school is allowing SORORITY GIRLS to own and operate houses! Wow. Fifty plus rich daddy’s girls all on the same menstruation cycle while throwing parties is UT crying to make even a worse name for the school. These are the girls whose lifetime idols tend to be the Hanson Brothers and Madonna and who only look good with their ankles beside their head. Anyway, I thought there were “Brothel Laws” in Tennessee; no more than five girls can live in a house without it being called a brothel. The thing that is even worse about this news is your not going to get any of this poon. It all goes out to rich fratastic momma’s boys, because they will be the ones to inherit their daddy’s doe. A brothel provides the place for a whore to meet and have sex with their acquaintance; does not a sorority house fall under this definition Wikipedia has infallibly produced? Now instead of sneaking a drunk-ass frat guy into a dorm or struggling to walk home in the fort, these formally dressed girls will just invite the fraternity to their “house”, get them drunk, spread their own legs wide open like Pamela did for Tommy (we all saw the video), then wake up and go get the morning after pill. With this happening every weekend at the house/brothel, it is relevant for the university to create a rule stating that the girls can only live there during the weekdays, when the least whorority action will be going on. That rule will only make for the sorostitutes to have two homes, forcing the school to prohibit the building of sorority houses. But, the sorority could put their brains to work and say, “Prostitutes get paid to have sex. We, like, would never stoop to that level.” Instead they just do it for free after a night of intense drinking and a lifetime of exterior insecurities with a guy who knows the only sex with this broad will come before marriage.

When’s the next bomb threat?

I know, it has only been a few months since Cho flipped his shit at Virginia Tech, and I know, what he did is no laughing matter what so ever, but what does it hurt to simply post a simple bomb threat to add a day of uncontrolled alcoholism to the weekend? When you wake up on Monday and you get a text or e-mail from the school that says no class today due to bomb threat, what will you think? Will you worry? No, because you know that it was just a mere threat. There is no bomb at all, just some angry alcoholism major wanting to miss class because he started drinking Thursday and woke up Sunday forgetting he had a test on Monday, due to the fact that his Middle-Eastern math teacher thinks its funny to schedule a test on Monday to show the spoiled American kids that he is a true Bin Laden dick. What would it hurt to give the KPD and UTPD something else to do other than bust students for harmless drinking and write endless parking tickets? They need something real to do like search a building for a bomb, that’s real law enforcement right there. It’s a win/win. We all want a day off from walking up the hill in 100 degree heat or fighting with your English teacher because she is a fat feministic bitch. So to whoever is the biggest dumbass out there, I’m not saying go declare a false bomb threat, I’m just saying that it would make for another great day of Knoxville’s finest partying!