When’s the next bomb threat?

I know, it has only been a few months since Cho flipped his shit at Virginia Tech, and I know, what he did is no laughing matter what so ever, but what does it hurt to simply post a simple bomb threat to add a day of uncontrolled alcoholism to the weekend? When you wake up on Monday and you get a text or e-mail from the school that says no class today due to bomb threat, what will you think? Will you worry? No, because you know that it was just a mere threat. There is no bomb at all, just some angry alcoholism major wanting to miss class because he started drinking Thursday and woke up Sunday forgetting he had a test on Monday, due to the fact that his Middle-Eastern math teacher thinks its funny to schedule a test on Monday to show the spoiled American kids that he is a true Bin Laden dick. What would it hurt to give the KPD and UTPD something else to do other than bust students for harmless drinking and write endless parking tickets? They need something real to do like search a building for a bomb, that’s real law enforcement right there. It’s a win/win. We all want a day off from walking up the hill in 100 degree heat or fighting with your English teacher because she is a fat feministic bitch. So to whoever is the biggest dumbass out there, I’m not saying go declare a false bomb threat, I’m just saying that it would make for another great day of Knoxville’s finest partying!